Oh...


I'm off to Vegas for the weekend. It will be fun. I hope i get to smack a bitch up. Hookers wear the tackiest makeup in Vegas.

March 27, 2004 | 11:27 AM | Link | 6 comments








Hey...


My uncle just bought Alice Cooper's 2003 Avanti convertible. He he he.

March 27, 2004 | 11:05 AM | Link | 0 comments








Hi


Bowling alleys intimidate me.

March 24, 2004 | 11:35 AM | Link | 0 comments








Do you remember the time?


It's amazing how much a song can take you back; how I can sit in my office and relive that one moment from long ago.

— It was nighttime. My boyfriend Luis and I were sitting in my car, listening to music. Soon he would have to go, but we were stretching out the moment as far as we could. I was typically a fast driver, but when I would drive him home, I would always drive slowly... just to hold onto him for a few more moments. It was always a struggle to say goodbye.

And so we held each other, and I reveled in my happiness. The most beautiful, perfect song came on. It described our mood, and it carried our passion. Nothing needed to change; everything was wonderful. —

It didn't last forever, but I think Luis will always have a special place; he'll always be one of my great loves.

And no, the song was not Remember the Time, from Michael Jackson.

March 5, 2004 | 10:27 AM | Link | 5 comments








Other


As I was driving home for lunch, it suddenly hit me: What an odd concept Doogie Howser was.

Then, I was watching the Barefoot Contessa, and completely fell in love with one of her guests. He will be mine. Oh, yes. He will be mine.

March 4, 2004 | 1:06 PM | Link | 7 comments








Haha


People get worked up about the dumbest things.

March 1, 2004 | 1:30 PM | Link | 2 comments